*  I’m a bee - can you be my honey?

 * Kumain ka ba ng asukal? - ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.

   * May lahi ka bang keyboard? - type kasi kita 

 * Papupulis kita! - ninakaw mo kasi puso ko  

   * Are you a dictionary? - coz you add meaning to my life    

 * I lost my number - can I have yours?    

    * I forgot your name - can I call you mine?    

 * Ice ka ba? - crush kita, okay lang?    

    * Sweswertihin ka sa pagibig ngayong taon - pag naging akin ka    

 * Meralco ka ba? - pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark    

     * Crayola ka ba? - kasi nagbibigay ka ng kulay sa buhay ko   

 * EDSA ka ba? - di kasi ako makapagmove on    

      * Bangin ka ba? - nahulog kasi ako sa’yo   

 * May butas ba yang puso mo? - natrap kasi ako, can’t find my way out    

      * Pustiso ka ba? - kasi I can’t smile without you    

 * Miss, alam mo ba? Hindi tayo Tao, hindi tayo Hayop, at hindi rin tayo Halaman,

     Bagay tayo, Bagay.    

      * Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name for                   quite some time now..    

  * Centrum ka ba? Kasi you make my life complete!!   

       * Exam ka ba? Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!    

  * Pwede ba kita maging driver? Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..    

       * Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako nman sagutin mo..    

  * Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo..? Basta pag-aralan mo lang           akong mahalin   

      * Alam mo ba na scientist ako?? At ikaw yung LAB ko.  

  * May lisensya ka ba? Coz you’re driving me crazy..  

       * May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo? May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi                 kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..    

  * Aanhin pa ang gravity… kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?    

         * Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita… feeling                      ko.. “LUCKY ME”    

  * Kung posporo ka at posporo din ako eh di MATCH tayo..    

        * Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle,ang cute mo..    

   * Anong height mo? Pa’no ka nagkasya sa puso ko?    

         * Ang galing mo siguro sa puzzles. (Bakit?) Kasi umaga pa lang nabuo mo na                  araw ko…   

     * Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang

            hindi. …………….dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal..(nyah!)   

  * Alarm clock ka ba? Ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso eh.    

         * Puwede bang magpa-picture kasama ka? Para naman ma-develop tayo!    

    * Pwede ka bang makatabi pag may exam? Coz i feel perfect beside you.   

         * Miss may mapa ka b dyan? Para alm ko ang daan papunta sa puso mo.      

  * Siguro magaling ka talaga sa puzzle? Kasi umpisa palang ng araw ko, nabuo mo na agad.    

* I don’t know your name. Can I call you mine?  

   * Pwede ba kitang ipa-bloodtest? Para malaman ko kung type mo ako.    

* Ikaw ha, puro ka talaga lakwatsa. Pati sa panaginip ko nakakarating ka.

     * Posporo ka, posporo ako. Ayan, match na tayo!   

  * Are you a video game? Cos I hope you’re not TEKKEN.  

   * Do you have a library card? Cos I’m checking you out!

     * Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit saang angulo ka tignan ang  ganda mo eh.    

* Papicture tayo para madevelop!   

        * Napakarami na talagang banat ngayon. Wala na tuloy akong maisip… Kundi  ikaw…

     * Are you a parking ticket? Cos you’ve got fine written all over you. 

    * Asthma ka ba? Cos you take my breath away.   

  * Aanhin mo pa ang bahay niyo kung nakatira ka na sa puso ko?    

  * Pokemon ka ba? Cos I choose you!

     * Pag laki ko, gusto ko maging… Sayo.    

* Para kang table of contents dahil ikaw ang topic ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.    

* Limang piso ka ba? Kasi sakto ka.

     * Do you drink yakult? Cos everyday you’re okay!    

* Paos nanaman ang puso ko. Pano kasi palaging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo… 

    * Ice ka ba? Crush kita, okay lang?

     * Magaling ka ba sa algebra? Paki substitute naman yung “X” ko please?  

   * Nakakain ka ba ng watusi? Pag nagssmile ka kasi, may nakikita akong spark. 

    * Tabi tayo pag exams ha? Kasi I feel perfect when I’m beside you.    

* Kung ako ang player at ikaw ang bola, mashushoot ba kita?    

* Tapos na ba exams mo? Pwede bang ako naman ang sagutin mo?

     * Isasama na kita. “Do not leave your valuables unattended” daw eh.

     * May alam ka bang good bank? Kasi I’m planning to save all my love for you.

     * If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?    

* Are you a crystal ball? Cos I can see my future with you. 

    * Beer ka ba? Lakas ng tama ko sayo eh.   

  * Sana camera nalang ako. Para palagi mo akong ngingitian.

     * Google ka ba? Lahat kasi nang hinahanap ko nasayo na.    

* Para kang milo kasi I need you everyday!    

* I am sine squared theta and you are cosine squared theta… Together, we are one.

     * Hindi ka ba nalulungkot? Magisa ka lang kasi sa puso ko.

     * Hindi tayo tao, hindi tayo hayop. Bagay tayo.    

* I may not be Fred Flintstone but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.   

  * Summer ba pangalan mo? Cos you’re hot as hell! 

    * Please help the homeless, take me home with you.    

* Are you from Tennessee? Cos you’re the only ten I see!   

  * Are you Jamaican? Cos ja mai can me crazy!    

* I’ve tried the water company, electic company, telephone company, but nothing beats your company.    

* Gusto mo ng payong? Inuulan ka kasi ng kagandahan.    

* Ano nga pala english ng mahal kita? (I love you) I love you too.

     * Fossil ka ba? Cos I want to date you. 

    * Nung makilala kita para akong natraffic sa EDSA. I can’t move on.   

  * Minamalat na naman ang puso ko.. Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..

     * Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?? Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..    

     * Can i take your picture?? `Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!   

  * Exam ka ba?? Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!

     * Lecture mo ba ako?? Lab kasi kita..  

   * Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?? Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..    

* Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?? Kasi type kita..

     * I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear.. `Coz i can’t last a day without you!!    

* Ibibili kita ng salbabida.. Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..

     * Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar?? Single kasi ako eh..   

  * May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?? May sira ata relo ko.. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..

  * Am i a bad shooter?? Coz i keep on missing you..    

* May lahi ka bang aswang?? Ang pangit mo kasi eh..    

* Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?? O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?? 

      * Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary?? Because you give meaning to my life..     

* Pustiso ka ba?? Kasi, can’t smile without you..   

  * Pagod na pagod ka na noh?? Maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..    

         * Hey, did you fart?? Coz you blew me away!!    

* Sana “V” na lang ako.. Para i’m always right next to “U”  

    * Mag empake ka…sama ka sakin….punta tayo home for the aged…… Kasi i wanna grow old with you…… 

    * Alam mo bang parang 7-11 ang puso ko?…… Kasi 24 oras bukas para sayo….. 

    * Nung mahalin kita…..daig ko pa ang na traffic sa edsa…… I can’t move on….    

    * “Pag ako gumawa ng planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis ko.. Para sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko..”   

  * You look like someone I know My next Girlfriend

      * Feeling ko mouse tayong dalawa… You know, we just click.    

* Excuse me, tatanong ko lang kung didiretsuhin ko bang daan na `to, O may ibang shortcut sa puso mo?    

* May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.  

 * Bukas sisingilin ko na yung bayad mo sa renta… Tagal mo na kasing naninirahan sa puso ko eh.    

* Miss meron ka ba ERASER?? Hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: “If you don’t use it, you will lose it” also applies to the brain.

Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still a MENSA candidate. OK, relax, clear your mind and … begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

The answer is bread. If you said “toast”, then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, “bread”, go to question 2.

2. Say “silk” five times. Now spell “silk”. What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said “milk”, please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as “Children’s World”. If you said, “water” then proceed to question three.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said “green bricks”, what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions? If you said “glass”, then go on to question four.

4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of “no man’s land” between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in “no man’s land”?

Answer: You don’t, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, “Don’t bury the survivors” then proceed to the next question.

5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?

Answer: One degree. If you said “360 degrees” or anything other than “one degree”, you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.

6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for goodness sake! It was YOU, Read the first line!!!